This is
très fou. I'm thinking a doormat being part of a hierarchy system. Say a doormat becomes a door-rug;door-rug to door carpet; door carpet to door bouncer. Finally I can bounce off all the people I don't want in my door.
Get over it already. A door mat will just become a booty call in time to come and it can only outlive it's life by choosing not to be a doormat.
Et pourquoi? You guys might ask. Don't ask me. It's how the world works, just like a slave is never to be promoted to a butler.
.....just send me away.....
Are You Ga(me)?, 11:18 PM.