Monday, July 16, 2007
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Hola people, this is WACKY-NEWS-ON-THE-GO. The latest headlines are Potentially Offensive Posts(POP), so readers..read at your own discretion...
Arithmetic Progression(AP) on the Rise?
Arithmetic Progression aka Attitude Palsy is on the rise and it has reached unbearable levels according to officials of the Singapore Anti-Irritant Congress(SAIC). It is reported that this new strain of the Attitude Palsy virus is released by an illegal solo binary organization who calls itself the Largely Ominous Unanimously Irritating Society. SAIC has officially announced the disbandment of this illegal society and beseech the Chairman who's currently believed to be suffering from an emotional streak to go to any nearest police station to turn himself in to settle this potentially dangerous problem. Force will be taken by the SAIC if the chairman refuses to accept treatment.
Mirror Mirror Hanging On The Wall
Yes, do not roll your eyes because this is really an excerpt from the song by M2M titled Mirror Mirror, and yes, You don't have to tell me who's the biggest fool of all. This latest epidemic has caused almost all the mirrors in town to be broken, smashed by an unknown force. Debris from the broken mirrors have caused severe cuts in residents of Never-Ever-Land. When interviewed, one of the residents mentioned that all his neighbours went insane and one of them told him to pay $2 just because he took a little bite of the Key Lime Pie his neighbour made. Another resident told our reporter that her neighbour calls her "giam-peng" (which means miserly) because she ordered a Latte at a cafe while reading her book when this allerged neighbour lives off his spouse. Isn't the man supposed to bring the bread and butter home? People, this has shown the definite, undeniable importance of mirrors in our lives to see for ourselves, what's going on in our body. Hang on there!!! The Mirage Mirror Co. is working fast to produce new mirrors for us.
Stare at the Cat eating Fish and You'll be Condemned
This man, who was curious, stared at how a tabby-cat eats fish and out came the tom-cat, roaring like a lion, wanting to devour him. Doesn't curiosity kill the cat? Yeah man, this is a total big joke. When you see something hilarious, isn't it only natural for you to just look, take a peek and all? Well, we might not know, this Tom-Cat might have caught the Attitude Palsy virus A1-P5 after all.
That's all folks. Stay tune to WACKY-NEWS-ON-THE-GO and this is your proud presenter, Nicholas Lim
Arithmetic Progression(AP) on the Rise?
Arithmetic Progression aka Attitude Palsy is on the rise and it has reached unbearable levels according to officials of the Singapore Anti-Irritant Congress(SAIC). It is reported that this new strain of the Attitude Palsy virus is released by an illegal solo binary organization who calls itself the Largely Ominous Unanimously Irritating Society. SAIC has officially announced the disbandment of this illegal society and beseech the Chairman who's currently believed to be suffering from an emotional streak to go to any nearest police station to turn himself in to settle this potentially dangerous problem. Force will be taken by the SAIC if the chairman refuses to accept treatment.
Mirror Mirror Hanging On The Wall
Yes, do not roll your eyes because this is really an excerpt from the song by M2M titled Mirror Mirror, and yes, You don't have to tell me who's the biggest fool of all. This latest epidemic has caused almost all the mirrors in town to be broken, smashed by an unknown force. Debris from the broken mirrors have caused severe cuts in residents of Never-Ever-Land. When interviewed, one of the residents mentioned that all his neighbours went insane and one of them told him to pay $2 just because he took a little bite of the Key Lime Pie his neighbour made. Another resident told our reporter that her neighbour calls her "giam-peng" (which means miserly) because she ordered a Latte at a cafe while reading her book when this allerged neighbour lives off his spouse. Isn't the man supposed to bring the bread and butter home? People, this has shown the definite, undeniable importance of mirrors in our lives to see for ourselves, what's going on in our body. Hang on there!!! The Mirage Mirror Co. is working fast to produce new mirrors for us.
Stare at the Cat eating Fish and You'll be Condemned
This man, who was curious, stared at how a tabby-cat eats fish and out came the tom-cat, roaring like a lion, wanting to devour him. Doesn't curiosity kill the cat? Yeah man, this is a total big joke. When you see something hilarious, isn't it only natural for you to just look, take a peek and all? Well, we might not know, this Tom-Cat might have caught the Attitude Palsy virus A1-P5 after all.
That's all folks. Stay tune to WACKY-NEWS-ON-THE-GO and this is your proud presenter, Nicholas Lim
Are You Ga(me)?, 11:02 AM.
Monday, July 02, 2007
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hmm.. according to the astrology of this mth, virgoens are getting luck in love.. woot
Are You Ga(me)?, 11:06 PM.
Sunday, July 01, 2007
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"But if you wanna cry, cry on my shoulder.
If you need someone who cares for you,
If you're feeling sad, your heart gets colder,
Yes i'll show you what will love can so."
TAN YUN LEI, u ain't supposed to emo hor.. haha, look forward to trumpet lilies and US. Counting down: 15 days.
-If heaven is a million years away, just call me and i'll make your day-
July the first. Yeah, the GST is going up and so on. Everything gets up, but wait..not everything in my life gets up. Can you believe it, i'm actually yearning for another ride on the same old roller coaster. C'mon man, someone help me get a life.
And tomorrow...i have to go back to the office...to translate a movie script...which...i'm afraid i'll not make the mark...
If you need someone who cares for you,
If you're feeling sad, your heart gets colder,
Yes i'll show you what will love can so."
TAN YUN LEI, u ain't supposed to emo hor.. haha, look forward to trumpet lilies and US. Counting down: 15 days.
-If heaven is a million years away, just call me and i'll make your day-
July the first. Yeah, the GST is going up and so on. Everything gets up, but wait..not everything in my life gets up. Can you believe it, i'm actually yearning for another ride on the same old roller coaster. C'mon man, someone help me get a life.
And tomorrow...i have to go back to the office...to translate a movie script...which...i'm afraid i'll not make the mark...
Are You Ga(me)?, 11:00 PM.
