Friday, August 04, 2006
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Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 4 whole faculties. One faculty to design the new bulb, one faculty to test it out, one faculty to market it and one guy to write a stupid E-mail about lightbulbs.
Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The whole school. To compete with RJC.
Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The whole school. One student to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support.
Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?A: None. They can study without light.
Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?A: They're too busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs.
Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change lightbulb??A: None. They'd use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them.
Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?A: None. Only one teacher to tell them what a lightbulb is in the first place and to demonstrate(how do you think they're able to change it for ACJC?)
Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?A: They like being in the dark;)
Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?A: None. Their physics is so bad that they make the male teacher cry.
Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?A: They wouldn't bother.
Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?A: None. They believe in praying for it.
Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They are still using oil lamps.
Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?A: Huh, wat litebarbu...
Q: How many TJC students does it take to change the lightbulb?A: None. They think they are very bright already.
Q: How many PJC students does it take to change the lightbulb?A: F*** the lightbulb lah, the principal will do something about rightbarbs. Let's do 300 jumping jacks for not wearing the proper school attire.
kOp-ed this from andrew's blog. Like, it's so funny la.
Questions to ponder:
1. How different is Carrot cake from Bakers' Inn different from that of Maxwell Market?
2. Can unrefined people comment that others are unrefined too?
3. Can a Mercedes S-Class squeeze into a parking lot only meant for a Kia Picanto?
4. Peace and Quiet. Is there a difference?
Imagine living the Ultra Life~
A: 4 whole faculties. One faculty to design the new bulb, one faculty to test it out, one faculty to market it and one guy to write a stupid E-mail about lightbulbs.
Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The whole school. To compete with RJC.
Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The whole school. One student to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support.
Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?A: None. They can study without light.
Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?A: They're too busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs.
Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change lightbulb??A: None. They'd use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them.
Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?A: None. Only one teacher to tell them what a lightbulb is in the first place and to demonstrate(how do you think they're able to change it for ACJC?)
Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?A: They like being in the dark;)
Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?A: None. Their physics is so bad that they make the male teacher cry.
Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?A: They wouldn't bother.
Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?A: None. They believe in praying for it.
Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They are still using oil lamps.
Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?A: Huh, wat litebarbu...
Q: How many TJC students does it take to change the lightbulb?A: None. They think they are very bright already.
Q: How many PJC students does it take to change the lightbulb?A: F*** the lightbulb lah, the principal will do something about rightbarbs. Let's do 300 jumping jacks for not wearing the proper school attire.
kOp-ed this from andrew's blog. Like, it's so funny la.
Questions to ponder:
1. How different is Carrot cake from Bakers' Inn different from that of Maxwell Market?
2. Can unrefined people comment that others are unrefined too?
3. Can a Mercedes S-Class squeeze into a parking lot only meant for a Kia Picanto?
4. Peace and Quiet. Is there a difference?
Imagine living the Ultra Life~
Are You Ga(me)?, 11:01 AM.
