BEWARE YOU UNDERAGE “BET-TERS”: Well, it’s the World Cup season now and of course you guys will want to earn some extra pocket money to perhaps buy a gift for your loved ones. You’re underage yet you are willing to take the risk of earning this extra bit. Perhaps you’ll get a friend to buy it; probably you choose to take the risk yourself due to the fact that you want to hide your bets. Okay, fine. Point taken. The thing is, two private bookies have been going round sabotaging underage teenagers who are betting on soccer.
Well, paradoxical it may seem, but apparently the bookies are having internal conflict due to competition maybe? It so happened that Willy the bookie let secret out of the bag in front of a group of underage teenagers to gain popularity. According to Willy, Cheongsam and is Jeejee were seen sucking up to Kingfisher. The alleged duo is still under strict scrutiny of Professor Jareth. One of the betters who placed his bets to Kingfisher was displeased when Kingfisher did not congratulate nor smile at him when he went to collect his winnings for the match between Australia and Italy yesterday.
Due to his cold, unexpressive face when he reluctantly gave the young better his winnings, the young better got provoked and decided to put up a silent protest in his blog. Soon after, Cheongsam and Jeejee came to know what was going on and reported the matter to Kingfisher and the young better was confronted upon the very next moment. He was made to remove the crude remarks and to put up an apology.
P.S. Although private bookies still allow you underage teenagers to place your bets, it’s important that you stay low on profile and not give yourself up for nothing.
From this news, another problem is picked up—the privacy given to bloggers. According to Professor Jareth of Humanities Maniversity of Spain (HMS), also an avid blogger, blogs are for free expression and not good impression. They don’t have to be perfectly B-E-A-utiful just to suck up to authority.
Bonkers Times also interviewed many people on the street and found out that more then 85% of the interviewees feel that Cheongsam and Jeejee should just be stoned to death for sabotaging, and that bloggers should have more privacy. After all, it is a personal blog. Websters’ Online Dictionary defines personal as something of or relating to a particular person; private: “Like their personal lives, women's history is fragmented, interrupted”. Keywords here: PRIVATE.
If you cannot change the world, change yourself. Smiling to that underage better won’t cost you your life, but being insulted will cost you more if comparison were to be made between the two. You’re just being a fool if you cannot take jokes. Come on, it’s 21st century in Coral Island. Mind you, the main GDP comes from casino revenues and if that’s the case, being a coral islander, shouldn’t you be more magnanimous?
Since it’s a PERSONAL blog you are drawing evidence from, one should bear in mind that you are infiltrating that person’s privact without proper permission. You choose to browse that blog and given a choice, you can choose not to view that blog. The bottomline is, take a good look at yourself in the mirror before commenting about others.
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